What Makes a Bad Kiss a ?Bad Kiss??
Description
Is Chivalry Dead or Perhaps Just Redefined?
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Since so many readers jumped on the comment bandwagon on my Facebook feed about the bad kisser post, I thought a follow-up post on what constitutes a ?bad kiss? would be appropriate. In my opinion, in no particular order:
Excess slobber. If a towel or spittoon are needed for clean up after a kiss? there?s not likely to be another.
Belief in adage ?the more tongue, the better.? Please know in advance: yes, I still have tonsils and my wisdom teeth have been removed?you really don?t need to double check. Thank you.
The Mamma Bird/Baby Bird Technique: Please refrain from opening hatch and waiting for me to deposit something. I might be tempted to get a worm from the bait shop just to see if that?s what you?re looking for.
Blood. Any blood drawn and you get sent back over to the Vampire Academy for more lessons.
Back pats or dry, hard lip pecks ? nothing says ?kissing my brother? (unless we?re talking Hilary Swank) more than that kind of body language.
No Kiss at all. If you?re trying to skip the kiss ala ?Pretty Woman,? I won?t be giving you the green card to move along to the other activities at which you are so obviously aiming.
Face licking. Ewwww. Not even my dog thinks face licking is cool.
Weird clicking or popping sounds that make me think you might be trying to imitate Larvell Jones in the Police Academy movies.
Bad breath or body odor. Yup, I?m one of the finicky people.
Lizard Kissing. I?m not a huge reptile fan so, in my book, the kiss is over quicker the faster the flicker.
Mashing. If I?m worried about tooth chips or losing the top 3 layers of skin to stubble, I?ll skip the call to my dentist and dermatologist by avoiding further opportunities with a masher.
Sucker Fish Kissing. If I?m worried about having hickeys on my cheek the next day, you are so done.
Passivity. If you are about as responsive as a pillow, I?ll send you to casting for the next young adult movie featuring the joys of abstinence.
The Air Block. Please make sure I can continue to breathe.
I?d love to hear about what you think makes a kiss ?bad? or ?good? so please comment away! And note that yes, I know that kissing is a personal preference thing. This list contains my personal preferences and I understand that you could find all of the above totally sexy. (However, if you do, please refrain from asking me out.)
My Kindle Is Apparently a Dating Device
Turning Inner Geek into Geek Chic
Handling Hurt Feelings in Dating
How to Resolve Multilingual Dating
Internet Dating ? Sadly. I?m A Bit Of An Expert
The Four Horsemen of a Relationship Apocalypse
Expectations: The Death of Love
How to Quit Mr. Wrong (Even If He?s Good in Bed)
Since so many readers jumped on the comment bandwagon on my Facebook feed about the bad kisser post, I thought a follow-up post on what constitutes a ?bad kiss? would be appropriate. In my opinion, in no particular order:
Excess slobber. If a towel or spittoon are needed for clean up after a kiss? there?s not likely to be another.
Belief in adage ?the more tongue, the better.? Please know in advance: yes, I still have tonsils and my wisdom teeth have been removed?you really don?t need to double check. Thank you.
The Mamma Bird/Baby Bird Technique: Please refrain from opening hatch and waiting for me to deposit something. I might be tempted to get a worm from the bait shop just to see if that?s what you?re looking for.
Blood. Any blood drawn and you get sent back over to the Vampire Academy for more lessons.
Back pats or dry, hard lip pecks ? nothing says ?kissing my brother? (unless we?re talking Hilary Swank) more than that kind of body language.
No Kiss at all. If you?re trying to skip the kiss ala ?Pretty Woman,? I won?t be giving you the green card to move along to the other activities at which you are so obviously aiming.
Face licking. Ewwww. Not even my dog thinks face licking is cool.
Weird clicking or popping sounds that make me think you might be trying to imitate Larvell Jones in the Police Academy movies.
Bad breath or body odor. Yup, I?m one of the finicky people.
Lizard Kissing. I?m not a huge reptile fan so, in my book, the kiss is over quicker the faster the flicker.
Mashing. If I?m worried about tooth chips or losing the top 3 layers of skin to stubble, I?ll skip the call to my dentist and dermatologist by avoiding further opportunities with a masher.
Sucker Fish Kissing. If I?m worried about having hickeys on my cheek the next day, you are so done.
Passivity. If you are about as responsive as a pillow, I?ll send you to casting for the next young adult movie featuring the joys of abstinence.
The Air Block. Please make sure I can continue to breathe.
I?d love to hear about what you think makes a kiss ?bad? or ?good? so please comment away! And note that yes, I know that kissing is a personal preference thing. This list contains my personal preferences and I understand that you could find all of the above totally sexy. (However, if you do, please refrain from asking me out.)
Début de l'événement
05.05.2022
Fin de l'événement
28.05.2022
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